i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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