She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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