I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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