I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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