I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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