I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
