She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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