I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
