I feel great
I just peed on a car
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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