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(847): View more from Illinois

you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up

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(619): View more from California

So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...

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(214): View more from Texas

Big sunglasses are the new paper bag

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ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex

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(317): View more from Indiana

What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?

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(404): View more from Georgia

boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.

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(716): View more from New York

As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."

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(941): View more from Florida

You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.

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