i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I stole a fireplace last night.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
my poor anus
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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