please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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