sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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