I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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