Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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