It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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