so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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