You don't have asthma, your pregnant
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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