Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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