If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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