imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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