all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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