i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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