If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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