I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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