I just made out with a guy for $7.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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