girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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