2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think my vagina is haunted
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
they need to just BURY HIM!
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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