You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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