i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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