But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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