I wish I only lived at night.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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