We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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