he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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