Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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