bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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