Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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