thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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