I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
