love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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