i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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