No awkward lesbian experiences without me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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