i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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