i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
