No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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