Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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