I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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