i permit you to call me
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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