Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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