We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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