Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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