Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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