hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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