White coat. Heels.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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