why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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